I cut my penus on the lid.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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