At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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