I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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