I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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