I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I didn't notice because vodka
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize