Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
