Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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