Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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