come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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