i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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