I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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