Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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