sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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