He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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