no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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