but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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