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(574): View more from Indiana

Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".

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(661): View more from California

Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.

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(425): View more from Washington

We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.

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(407): View more from Florida

So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?

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