why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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