U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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