So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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