I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
