I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
