Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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