Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I need to sanitize my soul.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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