I need help removing her.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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