It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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