i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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