He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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