Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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