Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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