I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i think i have herpe
just one?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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