he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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