Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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