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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.

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(253): View more from Washington

Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.

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