Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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