You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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