I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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