i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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