There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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