Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
tell me about the fingering
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