I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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