The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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