what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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