U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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