Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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