Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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