your room smells of hookers.
And success
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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