Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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