so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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