Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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