i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
false alarm, still single
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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