Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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