can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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