Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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